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Day 202, Matthew 27:27-66 ESV
Helping you keep your New Year’s resolution to read your Bible, by doing the New Testement reading with you.
Day 202, Matthew 27:27-66 ESV
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Day 96, 1 Corinthians 14 NLT
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Day 96, 1 Corinthians 14 NLT
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Day 56, Acts 23:12 – 24:27 NIV
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Day 56, Acts 23:12 – 24:27 NIV
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Day 48, Acts 15:1-35 NIV
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Day 48, Acts 15:1-35 NIV
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Day 39, Acts 4:32 – 6:7 NIV
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Day 39, Acts 4:32 – 6:7 NIV
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Advent Reading, Luke 2: 1-7
Advent Reading, Zechariah 9: 9-13
How (Not) to Fake Your Own Death
A Honduran man living in the United States decided he was tired of his wife back home asking him for money so he decided to fake his own death.
Some tips:
- Don’t laugh while taking the pictures.
- The morgue doesn’t cover dead bodies with a pillow case.
- The morgue also doesn’t have double bed mattresses on the slabs.
My Title a Reign Was Short Lived
The other day I wondered if putting on my shoes and putting my shorts on over them made me the laziest person alive.
Today I relinquish that crown to this Ontario, California person who figured out how to mow their lawn without all that pushing and walking.
All hail the new Laziest Person Alive champion!
Just Joshin’
Behold the Liberty nickel. They’re really not gold colored, but in 1883 a clever deaf/mute named Josh Tatum came up with a novel get rich scheme.
He realized that the coin was similar in size to a five dollar gold piece and the “V” on the back lacked any mention of “cents”. He also guessed correctly that a sales clerk handed a gold plated version of the nickel would assume it was really the five dollar gold piece.
The brilliant part of his plan? When he was finally caught he successfully used the defense that, because he was deaf and dumb, he was unable to correct the clerks mistake in giving him back to much change.
How well did Mr. Tatum’s plan succeed? When someone figures out they’ve been conned with a line of BS, we still use the defense, “It’s ok, I was only joshing you!”